SAGITTARIUS WOMEN:
A tall (wrong) slim (wrong) and graceful (wrong) woman, who walks proudly like she is walking in a beauty pageant. If she slips or nearly falls, she will nicely covered it up and continue with her graceful and impressive walking step. She knows how to use make up (wrong) to enhance her beauty. She looks at the world positively, so her face always seems so happy (HAHA I have never heard of people telling me that my face seems happy, its always fierce).
She will not get upset easily. She is a confident woman who believes in her own style (true). She will not follow fashion (true), but she stands in between simplicity and too modern. She is a very open person, but can sometimes be too blunt (true). She is an honest person and never tries to cause troubles for any one.
She can say something that you do not want to hear and yet say something so pleasing at the same time. For example, she may say “I wish you could make more money, so you could afford better clothes. But anyway it is better this way. If you make more money you could be thinking of money too much and end up becoming greedy”. She says things like that which makes you wonder if you should get upset or love her more. (I have no idea if I do that)
She is also a free spirit and does not like to stay home (true). She likes to be protected, but she does not like others to give her orders (VERY true). She has no respect to a weak man (true). If she tries to over-power you, then you have to calm her down and try to control her. She will listen if she respects you (true). She likes to be herself and like her guy to be himself (true x 100).
She is a no nonsense woman (what the hell does "no nonsense woman" mean), so you will not hear she says “Guess what I will do next”, or “Guess what I am thinking” because she always say what she is thinking out loud like a guy (yes most of the time). If you do not understand her in this matter, you could easily break up with her. She sees problems in her love life as another funny story. (wtf no.)
She is clumsy and it is in her nature. You may think it is cute, but for some neat guys this could be so unbearable. She is very friendly (HAHA I doubt it), so she can easily turn her enemy to be her friends. She has good taste in fine cloths, good food, first class and first services (yes yes yes, thank you thank you). Even a poor woman in this Zodiac will struggle to afford such good taste. She could spend lots of money as if she can not understand how difficult it is to make money (I can imagine my parents nodding profusely to this). If you think of let her borrow money, think again. (HAHAHAHAHA)
She can be paranoid (yeah duh, if I don't trust you). If she thinks you like her, she may already think about getting married and lost her freedom and so on and on (wrong). She is a jolly woman who loves sports. She is an ordinary woman who could dress like a tomboy (I think I dress very girly!). She has more guy friends (completely not) and sometimes could act like a guy (But cat says YES to "act like a guy"). She does not care about rumors, so she can get home very late and couldn’t care less what her neighbor will gossip about her. She thinks either good or bad, you will know it yourself, so you should not bother what people think. (extremely true as my friends would know)
Her wit and innocent look are her charms. She is often hurts from love (sometimes), but never afraid to look for a new one as if she is singing “Do That To Me One More Time”. She likes being straight forward. She will not go around to get what she wants, or beat around the bush just to say something. (indeed) If you meet her and tell her straight what you think, she will admire you.
HAHAHAHA this is quite funny but quite true too. I read other people's horoscopes too and it really is quite true. This site is pretty good I must say. AND YES I SHOULD BE DOING MY HOMEWORK. OKAY BYE.
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